Yes, the subject line is correct. Bill Mann and Bob Pashek at 151 Park Avenue are missing their giant vintage fountain that they spent years finding, months installing, and more months landscaping. They discovered, on Christmas Eve of all days, that it was gone! The wonder is how this could have occurred without someone noticing. And that’s the point to be made here—how could this have happened without someone noticing? Friends, those green “Neigborhood Watch” signs in our windows aren’t just for show. We have a reputation of watching out for one another, as the signs say.
If you have any information or saw anything suspicious on Dec 23rd or 24th on the lower part of Park Avenue please contact Bill or Bob at firstname.lastname@example.org.